Some kids’ clothes are covered in cartoon characters and existential dread. This isn’t one of them.

This crewneck is soft, oversized, and actually stylish, aka, the rare combo that lets your kid look cool without looking like they dressed themselves in the dark. The hunter green cotton is premium, but more importantly, it’s parent-proof: machine washable, durable, and ready for whatever chaos your small, sticky-handed philosopher throws at it.

Available in toddler and kid sizes because you know…kids grow.