Saturn Return Consolation Prize Bag
$68.00
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You made it through your Saturn return — now carry your hard-earned wisdom (and whatever else you need to survive) in something built to last.
This 13oz bull denim tote is thick, garment-dyed, and pre-softened like it’s already been through some things, just like you. Big enough for existential crisis supplies, structured enough to hold its shape, and sturdy enough to make it to your next Saturn return in one piece.
Material: 100% Cotton
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, hang dry. Resilience required.
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