Astrology Mom Crewneck
For the mom who absolutely knows her kid’s birth chart better than her own social security number.
This oversized-fit, hunter green crewneck is soft enough for lounging, structured enough to wear in public, and bold enough to let everyone at school pickup know you are not the one to test during Mercury retrograde. Made from 100% cotton and designed for comfort, because honestly, you deserve one thing in life that doesn’t require emotional labor.
Machine washable, tumble-dry safe, and guaranteed to start at least one “Wait, what’s my moon sign?” conversation. (Runs large, size down if that's not what you're looking for.)
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