Wear this if you’re ready for society to crumble and rebuild itself in real-time (or if you just like a good long-sleeve).

Pluto in Aquarius, which just got started for its 19-year reign, is not here to play — it’s here to burn the old systems down and ask, “What if we did this completely differently?” This 100% shrink-free, garment-dyed cotton tee is built to last through power struggles, digital revolutions, and whatever wild collective changes are coming next. And it’s really cute! The world might be burning, but a cute shirt isn’t nothing.

Machine washable. Future-proof. Chaos-ready.